Autobiography of a Woozy Dog

Sit, roll, up, catch.
Stand, sleep, play dead, sulk.
Nice dog, cute dog,
Lets play, bad dog,
Shooo!!

My life in 5 lines,
I care not for more,
For the people i care about,
I am a dog, no more.
A replacement of sorts,
Of playmates or lay mates,
I do not complain,
I can wake up late,
I can eat without disturbance,
No options no choices,
My fav food, got without any penance

Something a little something,
Is added alongwith
It slurs my tongue,
Sandwich becomes sanbidth.
They call it whiskey,
I heard it makes 'em frisky,
I'm only woozy , or doozy
Pardon my rudeness, miscuzie

The bitch next door,
I think she likes me too,
But as all bitches are,
She's hardly throws me a shoe.
Hard to please, tempting
Snooty, but exclusive.
She has high tastes, diamonds?
Her best friends i believe.


Flirtatious, and cute,
She even has dimples to match,
Her winks and grins and moans and groans
All signs, not very difficult to catch
I don't chat, i don't fone,
A howl at night, a couple to spare
A howl back, a coquettish smile,
A woof, a bark, the world may care

One sip of heaven, and i fly,
A droopy mouth, a stupid grin,
I look at my master and think,
Hey he looks just like me,
The resemblance's uncanny,
And he's also a fink.
For all the stories about dogs and men,
The armour has a chink

My master look like me,
While he's drunk to the core,
My madame's a bitch,
Or so he says, and more.
She barks, he howls,
She howls, he moans,
Basically similar to the point of bore

He claims to be intelligent,
Madame says he's horse brained,
We are more intelligent than horses
I hope, or we'r stained.
He claims to be athletic,
When i can run faster,
More beautiful he says,
Heck i can be the newscaster!

I think i'm a little woozy,
From the binge last night
But sane enough
To feel a little light.
The thoughts are screaming
The purple haze is near
Man and dog,similar?
The mind starts to jeer

The tension needs to relieve
Someone needs to believe
In an parallel idealist world,
Someone does believe
A book deal here, a singed film,
A hawaiian tan
And who knows i might have been writing this,
As the "the autobiography of a woozy man"

Hic..