Wednesday, February 06, 2008

What if Life could be lived again .. differently..!

How different can you imagine it to be ? some changes here and there, a decision gone bad .. change.. married the wrong girl .. change .. took the wrong career decision... change.. and so on ..
But what if the changes you make .. on reflection seem to be worse than the original decisions. Because Life is a zero sum problem, if you win someone else has to lose and to be stable it will try its best to nullify the change you sought to make. Now .. supposing theres an element of truth to the above, don't you think that any change you make.. you will never be sure of its outcome, because the moment a change is made, there are changes made elsewhere and the scenario we thought about would never come.
But that's all me..

So Mr. critic, you ask me , what do you have in mind ...? Do you at all have a way life could be lived again if not the way we want to ?

Well, I have thought about it .. and thought about it again .. and decided ... I would like to live my life backwards..

Backwards ..? well by backwards I mean really backwards .. Say we were to start our life from Death. By starting out with death, we would get it out of the way, no more fear of dying with every passing day. Todays scene shows a trend towards shoving our beloved oldies out of the home to an old age home. But I'll take the case of a typical Indian family where the aged is the one most respected. But a thing to note here is that beyond a age a person is mostly ignored, left to himself and has probably no company except his grandchildren. from death we would leap directly to this phase.. imagine starting off your life with your grandkids as admirers and with every passing day feeling healthier and healthier. With every passing year getting more and more respect in the house and begining to have a say in everything. The best part is that you either have a lot of money already in your bank, or you have your pension. Then you reach your prime, where you are the most respected person in the house, everything is done according to your wishes and bored at home you are ready to join a company. On the first day of your job, everyone in the job gives you a standing ovation, has a party in your name and are given a gold watch (say). You work for say 40 years and with every passing year the responsibilities on your shoulders decreasing steadily. At the end of your 40 years of hard work, its finally time to enjoy your retirement. You cna drink alcohol, party all night and at your age even flirt with the young hotties at the bar or the college canteen. Now its finally time to join school. you go through school, reach primary school you become a kid, you play whole days , you have no responsibilities. You become a baby, and then.......... you spend the last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then,finally, you finish off as an orgasm.
Beat that...!!

Can you think of a better life to relive .. than this .. I sure cannot ..!!

19 rambles:

The Queen said...

lol.... this was awesommmeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... too good...!! th end was like... whoooaaaaaa..... :D ur a rockstar.... ;)

Gypsy Couple said...

he he .. I knw ..!

Anonymous said...

perfect..!

I enjoyed this completely! :)

Pri said...

wonderful post...
u got me laughing...and ohh wishing too :P

Mez said...

Boy o’ boy…that some chimerical world that you are dreaming of. So would that mean:

1.Oldies dating
2.Employed without primary education
3.Dealing with grey hair first & then black hair
4.Old haggard fellows marrying oldie brownie bebe
5.Grandkids older to us??
6.Ouch
7.So n so forth…only ouches & pinches

So, I like this way only……hehe

Lucifer said...

dont wanna change d way my life is goin...imgaine startin off wid a denture...not being able to eat half d things...worrying too much abt my health...knowing everythin thats good n bad in life...alrdy knowing whoz a good fren n whoz not...oh n imagine, u spend time wid d same person for d 1st 40-50 yrs n then all of a sudden shez ouuta ur life...wud b an emotional disaster...

interestin thought thou

ps: adding u to my blogroll

Gypsy Couple said...

@Mez.. allaying to your concerns .. think about it this way .. you will have only better things to look forward to .. and with every passing day you get to look at a newer younger you ..!! As for oldies dating .. at 50 .. you'll be practically 20 (considering a lifespan of around 70)...

@Mayz .. seemingly food is as important a point as any, so lets deal with it first.. dentures I would prefer to having no teeth at all which i think normal people are born with. I would suppose you started off with not being able to eat anything, leave alone half the things .. for obvious reasons ofcourse.. and then knowing all the people.. well here I am giving you an opportunity to meet newer ones.. When others your age would be giving up on life and planning their retirement .. you would be out partying..!! Neways .. Its all a game of perception .. I just happened to think it would be better this way ..!
btw thanks for adding me on ur blogroll..

Lucifer said...

well as a baby i wudnt kno abt teeth n food so wudnt really make a difference....but as a 70-80 yr old i wud kno wat these things r n thus wud miss havin them...

oh n i wud kno when my life wud end (or rather start)...so i wud kno that say from so n so date i wud b gone n wud never b able to c my loved ones again...as painful as death

Anonymous said...

Mez, HAHA!! I figured this out in the verr end.. really.. I had the same qs in mind :)
EVERYONE around you will also be living backwards.. then it will all make sense :)!!

Gypsy Couple said...

@mayz ... you think a lot .. he he

gypsy said...

'there is nothing permanent except change'

k ok...but this kind of change...i gotta think abt it dude...

Mez said...

@ Veenz - I still cant get over Rishabh's thought process. lol

Gypsy Couple said...

@mez... neither can I .. its brilliant don't ya think ?? [:)]

Anonymous said...

Mez, Brilliantly mind-boggling thinking.

A change from the normal and a treat whatsoever :)

Anonymous said...

goooooooood blog this :) add ya ?

buddy said...

awesome!

Gypsy Couple said...

@ashu,buddy.. thanx ..!!

@veens .. I know .. I rawk ..!! :)

Zeus said...

you do realise you are gonna get shorter in your pants every passing day, right!!

Gypsy Couple said...

@anirban hadn't thought abt dat .. he he.. but I guess for the first 40-50 odd years you wouldn't havta worry about that ..( going by the scientifc norms of physical change stopping after a period of say 20 odd years) .. but then dats too much knowledge..

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